KABOOM

29 June 2007

As usual, the fifth harry potter book is about 10 000 pages. So the movie would be all of the 10000 in a nutshell. So, those who never read the book would never be able to follow.

Let me help you. I am an ex-harry potter obsessive fan.

Harry's really emo in this fifth movie. Yes, he's shmexy. But that's a different thing. Let me tell you why he's emo.

  • His friend died in front of him the year before.
  • Everybody thinks he's crazy.
  • His parents are dead.
  • His godfather is an escaped convict on the run.
  • He's got no girlfriend.
  • He's favourite subject in school is taught by a v. lousy teacher. (this is devastating for every 15 year old.)
  • The teacher made him cut his own hand. <-SADIST.
  • He has to learn to READ MINDS. Oh please. Hello. Like that's easy..
  • He's got no girlfriend.
  • A perv codenamed Voldy *cough* is prying his dreams every night. <- thats SICK.
  • He sees talking paintings.
  • ...


The emoness will never end. Gets even worst by book 6.
Enjoy your movie.